Satyam Kumar

Sarcastic sometimes :3

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

धमकी मत दो।

बच्चों ने इतनी मेहनत की। तुमने पूरे NEET का बेड़ा गर्क कर दिया।

You are a disgrace to the country. Now u have the audacity to threaten helpless students of legal action? The least u cud have done was to be sensitive, helpful and humble. Shame on u!

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@0gkushhhh 5000 jhaadu pocha. Bartan ka 2000 extra.

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@sachinbhadala @AKTU_Lucknow Abhi tak shut he chal raha hai bhai. Hum dono ko saath mein bolna he nahi chahiye tha.

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

CoronaVirus have started spreading in Noida and other parts.Being a college student of GreaterNoida, we're scared that we'll get infected by that disease.I appeal @AKTU_Lucknow to shut down the colleges of greater noida for some days as recent cases of coronaVirus have been found

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

kiss me thru the phone hit different now huh 😷

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@Alok3914 @uptrafficpolice @noidatraffic @Uppolice @noidatraffic @uptrafficpolice

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@Alok3914 @uptrafficpolice @noidatraffic @noidatraffic @uptrafficpolice @Uppolice

[Yuvraj Singh @YUVSTRONG12]

Mr @rahultewatia02 na bhai na 😅 thanks for missing one ball ! What a game congratulations to rr for a spectacular win !!! #RRvKXIP @mayankcricket great knock @IamSanjuSamson brilliant !

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@_hello_jeeee No.

[Ankur Warikoo @warikoo]

I turned 40 this week

Here is a list of things I have failed at.

My Failure Resume
A thread...

[faulty spoon @pahwashagun]

Snapchat streaks just went from dashboard snaps to laptop snaps

[मुंबई पोलीस Mumbai Police @MumbaiPolice]

Dear #binod , we hope your name is not your online password. It’s pretty viral, change it now! #OnlineSafety

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@ajayymanoj Nahi bhai

[Prettyboiflacko⛷️ @_flacko9]

Mf's get ringworm and think it's a lovebite

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@ajayymanoj Are you twitter?

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@CarryMinati Why do I suspect that this tweet is targetting tiktokers -,- 😂

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@zoom_us @AKTU_Lucknow is a bigFlop when it comes to video conferencing.There r several issues such as audioLagging and all.Coz of which we r not able to understand a word!And also we were told that there'll be no class onWeekends but we got a surprise@8am resulting in missing'em

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@AKTU_Lucknow
@aajtak
@dpathak0108
@ZeeNews

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

CoronaVirus have started spreading in Noida and other parts.Being a college student of GreaterNoida, we're scared that we'll get infected by that disease.I appeal @AKTU_Lucknow to shut down the colleges of greater noida for some days as recent cases of coronaVirus have been found

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

@sachinbhadala @ayushmannk This can't be you @sachinbhadala modfaka

[Satyam Kumar @satyam_kumar00]

Day 548 of my 30 min study break :((