lil meat man

[lil meat man @satyrical47]

happy birthday grindr 🥳

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

15 years ago today, @Grindr was launched.

[3 dot moron ● ● ● @punished_moron]

unfortunately have discovered the most amazing little perfect new bar in my neighborhood and when I walked in the first thing the bartender said was "don't get too attached to godzilla, we're about to put on jeopardy"

[Ella @waiIingjennings]

Sorry I have to go sit out on the porch and clear my mind a bit…

[Rose @rose_jlab]

as a trans women you want friends that either have a fully developed transfeminist consciousness or people who heard the phrase "trans women are women" ten years ago and went "ok" and had no further thoughts on the matter

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

I have to imagine they’ve mistaken the chicken for the egg here

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

If big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive

[MEAT @ next shop update: 6/27 @ 7pm CST! 🍖 @meatflavors]

Made a kandi single based off of the softsoap bottle with the fish on it lol

[z - laura 🏳️‍⚧️ @motherb0x]

how it feels wearing the shirt you got at the show the next day

[non dairy queen @haleyvemealone]

Muah muah mmm kissy kissy and they're both boys

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The giant spiders in the enchanted forest are free you can just take them

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “I’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax fr

[Princess Bubblegum🧚🏾‍♀️ @nakiberuuu]

You do not want to associate yourself with a movement for women because it gives you a bad rep when it comes to male validation so no, you’re not a girls’ girl

[z̵s̴a̶ ̸z̸s̶a̴ ̷g̸a̷b̴o̶r̴t̵i̷o̵n̴ @zsazsagabortion]

omg that’s like their beyoncé

[ray. @LAWL13TFAV]

the world is healing

[tortoisequeef @tortoisequeef]

Paleozoic animals as LPS. Something to think about

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

the er waiting room should have a corner with some tools where you can take a stab at it first

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

"I need AI to help me write because it's hard and not everyone is able" writing is supposed to be miserable, if you need a crutch that's what substance abuse is for, sylvia plath would choke you to death with her bare hands and edgar allan poe would use your skull as a bong

[evil @EVILSCRE4M]

birthday cake goals