Austin G

CFI-I, MEI

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

HR when you ask them to give you a key so you can enter the building for your job that they hired you for

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

When you grow up you can afford any video game you want, but you won’t have time to play it.

[Austin G @sau_bees]

Watching this AI video trick so many people into thinking it’s real is legitimately scary dude

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Emotional support kangaroo rejected entry to plane.
https://t.co/iFPu69m5WE

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Amazing that you can be a NAVY seal veteran with 788 hours of flight time, and racists will blame a rotor blade falling off a helicopter after your death on the color of your skin.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

This is bait. The real best pen is the Pilot G-2

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Going to a job interview when you’re bald is wild like yeah I wanna work here oh and btw here’s my scalp

[Philip Pendleton @philmoneymanagr]

The worst take I’ve ever seen. I’ve had pilots mess up the smallest thing on a preflight check list who got buried so far down the flight roster they couldn’t even sniff a helicopter. There’s no “DEI” when it comes to flying helicopters. Fuck you

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
https://t.co/KA5PiTnljf

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

Aircraft squawking 1200 over USA right now

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Paranoid Boeing whistleblower looking through his blinds and seeing a 737 that's poorly disguised as a florist's van parked outside his house

[⋆｡°✩ @5lvoth]

me at the 97-year-old willy wonka immersive chocolate experience in glasgow where oompa loompas still serve P░U░S░S░Y░I░N░B░I░O the old-fashioned way but they start playing julie ragbeer

[Jay Shah @TheJayShah3]

The guy controlling the volume for Usher’s mic during the halftime show:

#SuperBowl

[Austin G @sau_bees]

The intro slide to my 6th grade powerpoint presentation on The Hunger Games

[Austin G @sau_bees]

"Threads" sounds like it would be from a sitcom as a copyright safe version of Twitter

[Charlie @CharTyson]

Ushers at the Royals game kicking out little kids from lower bowl seats is seriously so embarrassing

The stadium is 80% empty, just be happy they're here at all

[Real Estate, band @realestateband]

April 18, 2023

☐ filed taxes

☒ finished mixing new LP