“Yeah, we just raised the rent by 20%. She’s a single mom of 4. What’s she going to do, move? Anyway, I’m going to need $750,000 if you want me to wear a hat at Bethpage”
No babe, we can totally afford the $90K initiation fee. All we have to do is stop buying diapers for 9 months, sell one of the cars, shut down your candle-making business and take out a small HELOC. The network alone will be worth it. I promise. Trust me, I did the math.