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If someone doesn’t get it so I can buy bags of those Ms. Vickie’s Spicy Dill Pickle kettle chips at the store in large quantities I am going to have a mental breakdown

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Why do ppl carry a backpack around the gym, are you lifting weights or catching a flight I don’t understand

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I’m glad I work the next two days bc if I had to spend one more day in this God forsaken 80° apartment I would punch a hole in the wall.

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I would pay money to have back the playlists we used to listen to before hockey games growing up

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@saylormac I refuse

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I’m growing like 15 Armageddon Habanero peppers and I don’t know what to do with them so if you want some outrageously spicy peppers near KC lmk

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@saylormac What if Noah does it

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@StefCollins75 this one is gonna work out I swear

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I want a garden so bad where I can grow little fruits and veggies to make meals for Noah and I. I want it so bad so so so so so bad

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Someone tell me how to make riverboat salmon dip I NEED IT

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@natalieleftwich I looked at the camera and Teller was listening to Oceans by Hillsong at full blast 😭😂

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sitting at work trying to yell at the Alexa over the freaking doggy cam in my apartment to turn down the christian music my dog walker left Teller to listen to at full volume while he’s home alone

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God really went off when he made those Vicks Vapor inhaler tampon lookin things.

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Me and this man’s now live together 😅

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lord give me the strength to ignore this mans inevitable 3am drunk facetime call

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My patient just told me I look like a slim Jim 😕

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Are pickles a vegetable?

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vince dunn if you see this im free on saturday to hangout on saturday because im free if you’re free to hangout on saturday

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BeReal is so fake for going off right as I was getting dressed after my first Pap smear

[Lexie Mannix, MD @ALMannixMD]

Seeing how much the world accepts that it’s impossible to move on after watching CPR really makes me think about how we (medical professionals, especially those who work in Emergency departments) are expected to just move on immediately after a code.