Sauceyyy

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Ask yourself why you’ve never heard 99% of the typical “refugees” that enter our country talk like this.

[🔮 @flopgrl]

Literally the exact interaction i just fucking had

[Rex v. Anton 🎃 @antonerable]

This Simpsons joke about Catholic v Protestant heaven is welded into my brain, especially because in the narrative of the show Catholic heaven is meant to be undesirable despite Christ himself preferring it

[alexandra @abs0lutelyv0dka]

they can never make me hate you edie britt

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

No shade it’s kinda the truth sista

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[上田優紀 / 写真家 @nature_yukiueda]

南極からの帰りの航海中に何百というイルカの大群と出会いました。

こんなにも美しい風景がこの世界にあることがなにか救いのように感じました。

世界で最も荒れる海、ドレーク海峡が信じられないほど穏やかだった日にほんの数分だけ出会った奇跡みたいな景色。

[S🕊️🇸🇪 @8bdrssss]

It must be miserable to live like this

[Waken Minds 𓂀 @wakenminds]

Whatever unfolded in this world in the past is beyond our imagination.

[𝔽. ℙ. ℍunter 🎃👻 @FeralPHunter]

They’re doing this to me at work RIGHT NOW

[Alejandro Arcila Jiménez @alercilo]

Obviamente este día

[Sauceyyy @sauceyyyda]

Lowkey sad that my friendly hoes from yeaaaaars ago have asked to come visit me more often than my friends lol

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Done.

[creme @cakeshop]

it's hard being young and funny at work cuz why does a mother with 2 young kids hate me for no reason

[Mikita 🍔 @mikitaposts]

When you live in an affluent millennial neighborhood, you start to have contempt for dog owners

[☩ 𝐹𝑖𝜈𝜀 𝛲𝜃𝑖𝜂𝜏 𝛲𝑖𝜌𝜌𝑖𝜂 ☩ @fivepointpippin]

The modern Christian woman is basically Ryan from The Office.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Miami police officer Luis Hernandez makes UFC debut against convicted felon Sedriques Dumas, walks out to “Sound of da Police,” then chokes Dumas out just 57 seconds into the fight.

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[Jay!! @affoirl]

My dad found out I smoke weed and instead of getting mad he said "I’m interested"