emily

❤10/13/14❤

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

I need a Christmas name help me I'm desperate

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

My last two tweets would have been a lot better if I actually read over what I typed.

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

You're not supposed to have everything figure out.

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

Those something romantic about reading in a steamy bubble bath. 🌹

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

Who wants to go to a movie

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

Bad moods<<<

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

@Soggy_Enchilada me neither

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

Real friends are better than fake friends.

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

@Soggy_Enchilada http://t.co/i389C3bhEs

[Doyle @24_Doyle_39]

When @SaucySalamandre bashes your sense of humor on social media.

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

When @Soggy_Enchilada makes a joke http://t.co/coY3h1qAh8

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

You're such a drama queen. 💅💋💁👑

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

hey @google, did you know this is a lie? Santa leaves in 10 days. You got my hopes up.

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

@autumnjwood @google ....google still needs to get its facts straight. I'm disappointed

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

@autumnjwood @google I meant 11.

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

@autumnjwood smh @google Christmas is in 12 DAYS. SANTA DOESN'T LEAVE IN 9. YOU LIED TO ME.

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

@autumnjwood wait I just counted and it's 10 days until Christmas eve. 11 till christmas

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

@autumnjwood Google was wrong and I am ashamed

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

CHRISTMAS IS IN 9 DAYS I FORGOT

[emily @SaucySalamandre]

@tyleroakley Literally people idolize you enough to devote social media accounts to worshipping you.

I may or may not be one of them. 🙊