Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th

Man of the Chair

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC The pope is dead. I would like to be elected as the people’s new pope. My manifesto
1. Butlins christened as the world’s most holy club.
2. Ban northerners from having rights
3. Kill Ryan Reynalds and Rob as they are ruining footbal
4. Construct a statue of Woodsy in Vatican

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

I am proud to be taking over the club from my deceased father. VIVA LA REVOLUTION

[ButlinsAFC @ButlinsAFC]

We lost 5-1 in our remembrance game for Mr @Saudiowner. Rumour has it he smashed his head in the hospital vending machine, killing himself, be fore half time.

His son has taken over as co-owner of the club.

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC It’s worrying really. I should be fine though, I’ll use my oil money to get Dr Nick from the Simpson to try and help me fight against the BIG C🚨.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Parliament must be recalled for a proper debate.

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

تتفكك الهراوات، ولا يستطيع أن يستحم، ولا فائدة منه سوى الغائط في وعاء من الحبوب. إن سلوكه المتهكم يمكن أن يثير غضب الآخرين.

the clubs falling apart, he could not run a bath and is as much use as a shit in a bowl of cereal. His It can attitude can piss off.

[ButlinsAFC @ButlinsAFC]

We are glad to announce that after a long string of terrible form with our caretaker manager Paul Edward’s, we have finally found the suitable man for the job.

Introducing @Bazzaphillips as our new gaffa.

When asking @Saudiowner why him, he said he has the “It can attitude”

[ButlinsAFC @ButlinsAFC]

We are glad to announce that after a long string of terrible form with our caretaker manager Paul Edward’s, we have finally found the suitable man for the job.

Introducing @Bazzaphillips as our new gaffa.

When asking @Saudiowner why him, he said he has the “It can attitude”

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

يوان هو مثلي الجنس، لقد أهان الملك المقدس لبوتلينز، أنا. أنا أعاقبه بجعل جاكس فيتنس صديقه في صالة الألعاب الرياضية

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

لقد صوّت له الجمهور السعودي كأسوأ شخص عاش على الإطلاق، متقدماً على بن لادن وأوين فاريل.
#scum #ZangHaiZhuan

[ButlinsAFC @ButlinsAFC]

One of the new board men @Saudiowner was disgusted that a player like Dogzie was playing for the mighty Butlins.

He proposed to import him to Saudi for him to be bombed in Fc Al Muhammad Ali.

@AfcButlins owner John Jones🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 has endorsed the move.

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

قضاء وقت ممتع في Magaluf مع عضو مجلس الإدارة. لا أستطيع الانتظار حتى العام المقبل.
#DíaDeCastillaLaMancha

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC أي شخص يعرف في أي غرفة كنت في الفندق. لقد أصابت الجولة الثامنة والعشرون من قنابل جاجر رأسي مباشرة.

#donttellthemisses

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

الرؤساء في ماغالوف. الوقت لبعض إفشل!

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC أنا فخور بكوني بعيدًا عن مجلس إدارة النادي. # نراكم في ماغالوف

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC Should of let me take a pen

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC Big bad John!

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC Annie shagger

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC Get him gone! Awful he is

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

@ButlinsAFC Limbs

[Ahmed Ali Saad Muhammed The 9th @Saudiowner]

Some people ay? Rather have Cain at Right Centre Mid than him!

[ButlinsAFC @ButlinsAFC]

Rhys Roberts have invaded the changing rooms!

Ex-Butlins player, Rhys has charged in after a falling out with his previous club. Rhys had demanded for club legend and icon, Beano’s position and took it whilst Beano was talking with Neil evans

1 like = 1 prayer for Beano

[ButlinsAFC @ButlinsAFC]

Rhys Roberts have invaded the changing rooms!

Ex-Butlins player, Rhys has charged in after a falling out with his previous club. Rhys had demanded for club legend and icon, Beano’s position and took it whilst Beano was talking with Neil evans

1 like = 1 prayer for Beano