saulbeecher

My brain but like you can see it

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I’ve been writing myself old letters
Feeling for that lost voice
Trying to remember

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Hey old school, you still in Miami?

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Just held the door open for a blind guy and he didn’t say thank you, I was miffed until I realized he probably didn’t even realize…

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Nooo Aang it’s a trap haha Azula is just going to waste your time until the eclipse is over #dayofblacksun

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What did Orville Redenbacher call his dad who was an optometrist?

Pop Cornea

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chess in the tub

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drik it

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I’m gonna make her a mom so I can fart on her

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retweet for leg

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I feel like refrigerator s has really tough and immunity system

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Eggport with bacon

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horse legs matter

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happy 15 months to my ex girlfriend

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Happy 6 months to my ex-girlfriend

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I’m jealous of the song you’ve got stuck in your head

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Blink if you’re reading this, it’ll be our little secret

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ting clink clink ting kling kling boom psh psh boom kling

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Why do girls caption their posts “photo dump” and then not even attach a single photo of a dump

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y dont n hour feel like n hour anymo