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@emmasupernault_ It’s never too late to be drowned in a tub

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Trigger warning: embarrassing

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2weeks old and this child pulls so god damn hard when she’s on the boob my nipples feel like silly putty

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The men in the Sopranos are all so whiny

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My child bumps to juicewrld in the womb

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My oldest cat Boots looked me right in the eyes as she pissed in my laundry basket and I got so upset I crushed my baby toe on my bed post and now I can’t walk hellooooo

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Hemorrhoids are humbling

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I absolutely despise that I’ll have to do dishes until I die

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This is so scary I was hoping that by the time February came around and I’d have baby that it would look a little more positive but here we are literally locking down again

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Anyways… yikes

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Lol old landlord told us to “cut back on our expenses” so we can pay him little does he know I’m behind on all of my bills so I COULD PAY RENT like… my guy YOU were my biggest expense getting 100% of my income ass

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On an unrelated note can’t wait to be happily medicated again 🤟

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Why am I convinced everything we tell pregnant women is just more of a means to control them. Just a lot of fear mongering

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Things they don’t talk enough about that happens during pregnancy: my nipples literally feel like they’re on fire

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Imagine being England tho. Used to own the world, now everyone just of makes fun of their teeth and teen pregnancy stats.

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Hey Twitter babies there's a new Depression Session Episode 4|Vloggity Vlog https://t.co/3XmCR137Z7 via @YouTube check it out if you have some time to kill! <3 xx

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Malliih is getting fixed tomorrow and I’m so nervous for her she’s so small and they’re just gonna rip out her lil uterus 😭

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You think our parents ever fucked like we did? If they did it wasn’t as photogenic

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New business idea: taxidermied cat bongs dm for orders

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I ❤️❤️ being in group chats w other comics there’s always soooooo many bad jokes