Alexis Schefka

I go through life dancing!

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

FaceTiming Quarantine @GabbySchefka
*fanciful music I’d know anywhere*
Me “are you honestly playing wii”
Gab “...😳 I wanna play Mario kart”
Me “and are you honestly wearing a Microsoft Teams shirt”
Gab “LEAVE ME ALONE”

[Jojo Rabbit @jojorabbitmovie]

And this little piggie… 🐷⚡🥓
#NationalPulledPorkDay
#JojoRabbit in LA and NY this Friday! Coming to more cities each week. https://t.co/C1UDfobadw

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

You know, Joyce and Hopper this season seemed very reminiscent of Han and Leia #StrangerThings3

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

When Bran gets old, someone else will become the Three Eyed Raven... will they become the ruler? Will that be how the future sequence is decided? 🧐

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

@GabbySchefka

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

@GabbySchefka “daddy, what would you do if I brought home Aquaman?”
Mike Schefka: “I’d ask them to raise the water in our lake”
Lol

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

@__purpleshorts @LordSnow @k_vaughn12 I have said this for YEARS!! I should have made the meme while I had the chance

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

@jage750 @GabbySchefka lolz! Maybe because it’s not too far from the truth?!

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

“There was this one episode, where he kinda had some scruff, and I was like ‘omg am I attracted to him?’” @GabbySchefka while watching The Great British Baking Show

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

I knew it would be them! Thank you @turnoverva for spending 72 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped https://t.co/jJZbEpGCas

[Matthew Dippel @TheCornChips]

Twitter help, idk who these two are but I hope this finds them. I took this at Taft Point at Yosemite National Park, on October 6th, 2018.

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

Have you ever been out and about with others with no control of music but SOOO obsessed with a song you can’t wait to go home or get in your car just to listen to it??? #myblood @twentyonepilots

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

Could be worse I guess 😂😅🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

Have you ever sneezed while brushing your teeth?? Omg what a mess

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

Me: **says anything**
@GabbySchefka: **rolls eyes** seven hells....

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

@lindseypajot @GabbySchefka @_niiiniii It’s too easy

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

Ohhhhh my sister... ever the dramatic @GabbySchefka props to @_niiiniii for the best culmination https://t.co/s3zCzaD1tH

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

Only one thing is worse than two sisters singing ABBA when they’re on... two sisters singing ABBA when they’re NOT on @GabbySchefka

[Alexis Schefka @saultschef]

If you could hear candy, I’m certain it would sound like Mark Foster’s voice. @fosterthepeople