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[Dean, Avatar of The Fool @DeanWilliamLvl6]

@LOTRonPrime I can't even get past the title. "The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power".
The Rings: The Rings?
Who wrote this?!

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

You only need a permit to do something if someone asks for a permit. If no one asks for a permit, you don't need one.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Ah, Christ. Not Another Bladder Full Of Urine. https://t.co/AcOmFi0Tgq

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Consider the following gamble: 99% you get $10,000,000, but there is 1% you permanently become a turtle

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Doordash must pay for this attrocity

[Dr. Fauci @2_CHENGS]

@KrispyRicesbe y'all suck. get out of austin. short changed me half my meal on doordash and your rice wasn't even krispy!

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Time to get Nate Silver a lesson in statistics. If x is random (representing fraction of votes for Biden) and selection bias u < 0 is known. Then P(x+u> .5) != 1. In fact. P(x+u> .5) < P(x> .5)

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

There's this dumb argument circulating that if you'd known in advance what would happen—i.e. Trump beating his polls—you shouldn't have Biden e.g. a 90% chance of winning. Actually, if you'd known in advance what would happen, you should have given Biden a 100% chance of winning!

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Nate Silvers' level of stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

There's this dumb argument circulating that if you'd known in advance what would happen—i.e. Trump beating his polls—you shouldn't have Biden e.g. a 90% chance of winning. Actually, if you'd known in advance what would happen, you should have given Biden a 100% chance of winning!

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

It turns out that Pennsylvania does matter but only because people in Nevada do not know how to count.

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Pennsylvania doesn't matter

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Press F for Orang

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Pennsylvania doesn't matter

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

NE-2!

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

To be clear:

In Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, Trump will be ahead by 10-15% UNTIL all those early (Dem-leaning) absentee ballots are counted. Then he'll lose.

Trump will say bc he's ahead, this means he won. A phalanx of talking heads will say so too. It will be a LIE.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Oof.

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

yeee

[Bruce Jacobus @bruce_jacobus]

@NateSilver538 You missed Florida again. Go into being a weatherman.

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

538 is a flaming pile of garbage

[Old Bull TV @OldBullTV]

Now that Florida seems to have gone to Trump, let's pause to note that @NateSilver538 had it going to Biden by 2.5% and @gelliottmorris gave Biden an 80% of carrying the state.

@predictit (while crippled at the moment) has consistently favored Trump to win the state.

Jussayin.

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Fuck Indiana

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

If Joe Biden wins, taco trucks will abort the McRib

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Mandalorian Season 2 Ep 1 Recap: A lone traveler helps a desert village exterminate an indigenous species that closely resembles the fauna in Frank Herbert's Dune.

#Mandalorian #Dune #dunemovie

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

4 days. How are you feeling?

[Saurus @Saurus28382548]

Olaf the snowman is, in fact, a homunculus.