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~CZ/ENG~ nevim, co dělám, ale je to vtipný

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Having to bring in npcs because your friends are boring asf🫩

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Brothersss I just want friends to hang out with. What’s with the advances 💀😭

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15 min of peace is all I ask for

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Proč pokaždé, když si jdu do kuchyně udělat jídlo, tak najednou mají všichni potřebu tam jít taky. Tohle se už během dvou dnů stalo asi 5x💀😩

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Není nic lepšího než si jít po dlouhém dni lehnout do postele a zvednout se pořezaná, protože nějaký kretén mi tam naházel střepy🫡

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This is hilarious, an absolute cinema 🙌🏻

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OMG AHAHAAHAHA bro had to do the dishes twice and is already throwing a tantrum that I don’t clean here and disturbing his privacy, because I have friends over for the weekend xddd A GROWN ASS MAN

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Don’t even get me started on the person that I arranged it for, bro can’t say no to his toy boy so it’s all cancelled, again🙄

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First of all, tf you mean you don’t want to drink after exams are over?! Second of all, are you all fucking serious?! Bro they suggest something but when I arrange it no one can come🙄

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Sometimes I look at the people I make friends with. And all I can say is that I have a fucking good ass taste in friends 💅🏻🤷🏻‍♀️

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Bro the storm took my phone and glasses unfortunately my glasses are gone forever lmao - Linda Leiria🙏🏻

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Once again, we have confirmed that group projects are just a ragebaiting contest, where you test, who snaps first. Spoiler alert: its me

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Sometimes people don’t realise how far can my mirroring of energy go. Because if you take forever on something and then just send me a slop, then I’ll do the same with little more toxicity just in case you want to continue like that

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30 year old man and can’t even argue with anything better than “talk like that to your friends and shut up”🫡

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Why is there repetition of the same thing on 3 separate slides💀🫠

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Bro I feel like I’ve been ragebaited for days straight and fell for it from the start💀

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Bitch, why am I waking up to a voice note from her, wanting to send the group project twice?!? Girl, you don’t even have word, how tf are you gonna send it too?!?! Do you not know how group projects work?

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Mé oči, nenávidím světlý režim

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They forgot I live here and ate it💀😭🤣

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Bitch where my chicken at?!