Banana

Thoughts from a weird mind. You don't want to miss this.

[Banana @sausagethethird]

@agudahsucks when you have to bentch gomel after crossing junior Hill without getting hit by a baseball

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@DaMusicHock @UnderratedChil4 @shirtsbelongout #fail

[Banana @sausagethethird]

Have you ever gotten a tweet and asked why the hell this guy is on Twitter

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@DaMusicHock no mention of big 3 sitting. I like it.

[Banana @sausagethethird]

On behalf of all men I am offended by the term myth busters. Why can't you bust mythters also

[Banana @sausagethethird]

*on a date* me: we could find out what each other's favorite movie is. date: get hard. me: I was saving that for later but yeah OK.

[Banana @sausagethethird]

Auto correct thought I was trying to say cock pot. While I would never say that, I'd love to try smoking it.

[Banana @sausagethethird]

@SexualGif @47Ezzye6 my mind looks more like a porno

[Banana @sausagethethird]

Fender bender. Sounds like a super tough to pull off sex position

[Banana @sausagethethird]

When it comes to eating, the skies the limit. You can't eat the sky

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"Baby you're so hot I'm surprised you ain't melted" -pickup line I just thought of that I should've said

[Banana @sausagethethird]

Safety note: wear your glasses when shoveling. I just spent 10 minutes hitting on a snowman. It's too bad because there was really chemistry

[Banana @sausagethethird]

Me when the weather people say it'll snow...

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How do I get followers??? Aaaah I don't know what to do!

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Testing, 1 2 3...