Savanna Heller

emotionally committed to Jimmy Fallon

[Savanna Heller @sav_heller]

I’m out here living my best life doing a t-shirt toss with @PierreTPelican and @MarkIngram22 have I mentioned I love my job?! ❤️💙🏀

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[Savanna Heller @sav_heller]

I think we should start doing TBH’s again bc I got some shit to say now

[Savanna Heller @sav_heller]

Abel in Epcot creations shop made our day so magical!!! #castcompliment

[🥟 @gardenllife]

Right in front of the logo this tough as hell

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

On Monday Night Football, in the first quarter of the Saints’ first game back in the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina, Steve Gleason blocked a punt that Curtis Deloatch recovered for a touchdown.

[ً @prinkasusa]

More women have been arrested for abortions (400+) than Epstein clients (0) since Trump took office.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

[Ross Jackson @RossJacksonNOLA]

Snakes got legs before Anthony Davis thanked New Orleans.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

You know what I’d love to see???

A reality show where millionaire CEOs are required to live off their lowest paid employees salary for 1 month.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

"a whole civilization will die tonight"

that was 6 hours ago..

Trump just agreed to stop bombing..

so today a president threatened to erase 88 million people.. bombed their oil.. their factories.. their railways.. let a country run a countdown clock to their destruction on live TV.. made his own allies call for his removal..

and then accepted the exact deal that was on the table before he threatened anyone..

every building that burned today.. every factory that was flattened.. every family that hid from the bombs.. was for a deal he could have signed this morning..

that's a man who set a house on fire so he could take credit for calling the fire department

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Remember the American government can send a rocket to the moon and finance three wars simultaneously, and apparently an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, but it can’t afford day care, social security or a functioning healthcare system….

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Any church that spends money on elaborate drone shows instead of feeding the poor is no church of Christ

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[` @lisaawrites]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

If Joe Biden had posted the word fuck on Easter they’d be burning him at the stake. I’m so tired of the double standards.

[Will Guillory @WillGuillory]

The Pelicans just played a tribute video for Brandon Ingram

[Rod Walker @RodWalkerNola]

Keep this man away from Zulu parade. Can’t be tossing coconuts like that.

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

Imagine getting mad about this and still thinking you’re a good person