Sav

[ash 🌙 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there
Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot?
Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you
(Waitress leaves)
Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow

[Pau🍓de fresa @fraiselette]

Me rn

[dez @LUSTFULFOO]

before we end things can u change my car oil

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

💙🩷🤍

[َ @gir1genius]

snoopy image of the day

[sanje horah @sanjehorah]

i am BEGGING

[cyn ☾. ੈ✩ 然 @vronskies]

this is what reading franz kafka’s diary feels like

[KeroSewers @KeroSewers]

how I feel when they just drop this info casually on election night

[mau @rllydu]

you should be able to google what that noise was

[amanda @jailedamanda]

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

[. @selfcontrI]

she can fly to mars but elon musk could never write this

[Samuuu | ▲ @miiyashei]

it’s only been two days but those two days have changed the course of my life

[Sporekorn @Sporekorn2]

For this

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

TEN DAYS UNTIL NEW ZELDA GAME

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

every girl is beautiful but especially Moo Deng