savannnnnnah

not lame

[savannnnnnah @Sav_Smiles]

@n0nservatum @Citi It's actually $12 so mind ya business

[savannnnnnah @Sav_Smiles]

.@citi 15K killed in Gaza — half of them children. Over a million displaced. @Citi has the largest presence in Israel of any US bank. If Citibank doesn't call for #Ceasefire, I will move my money.

[arianne :) @probablyarianne]

reality tv

[✨Maria✨ @quackzonqueen]

the mum is jake gyllenhaal, tom holland is recording whilst zendaya is the girl at the table https://t.co/5GocnCqBSc

[savannnnnnah @Sav_Smiles]

@MumfordAndSons someone check Marcus Mumford's pants, he promised us an update

[savannnnnnah @Sav_Smiles]

@probablyarianne I love u

[savannnnnnah @Sav_Smiles]

Remember if you're having a bad day: I started crying asking for fried chicken at popeyes cause I forgot how long it had been since I hugged anyone and the cashier gave me a free pie

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

[Me as a gynecologist]
*Knocking on the exam room door*
WOMB SERVICE

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Call your doctor if you are experiencing an intense curiosity to see how your doctor is doing

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Want to avoid being murdered while you sleep? Easy! Stay safe by making these minor adjustments to your bedroom

[savannnnnnah @Sav_Smiles]

@RichhartRylee Her

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

“FASTER” -my brain when I’m eating popcorn

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

Me: and this is my house
Friend: what’s upstairs
Me: stairs don’t talk

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Almost got a new job today