riley 🚀

bio lol

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

Crush: what are u doing

Me: laying in bed listening to music

Crush: nice what kind

Me: it’s memory foam

Crush: no like who’s your favorite artist

Me: Picasso

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

@ayeejuju the horses name was Friday 🙄

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

The other alias of mine was fishbowel.
it’s disgusting to see the direction this platform has gone.
I’ve been inactive for a long time so I think it comes to no surprise I am not planning on continuing on this platform.
you can find me other places as rileysmedia
take care 🐠

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

for Halloween I’m gonna be freaking the fuck out

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

For Halloween I’m gonna be taking deep breaths

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

for Halloween I’m gonna be okay

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for Halloween I’m gonna be naming one thing I can see two things I can touch

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@them_damn_eggs All of the horses the king has at his disposal would be ideal.

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Humpty Dumpty’s down? Yeah, I’m calling a horse.

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“He made an invisibility suit with 3000 mirrors” yea we saw

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

Twitter before Elon: Wow, everyone here is so creative and funny.

Twitter after Elon: Ah, cool, so it’s just…racism now.

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*reads posts all around this one*
sheesh okay weird this place has changed

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why do British people even put the t in British if they’re not even gonna say it

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Me: what is that horrible smell

Interviewer: you took your socks and shoes off

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John Mayer discovered gravity

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Even the crypto bots stopped liking my posts is this canceled

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Readers added context they thought people might want to know:

https://t.co/G97pIEk9wm

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me going up to the cop and pointing at his gun like the sassy gorilla

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thanks to all the crypto bots who like all of my posts, y’all really keeping me goin

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my friends and I have been playing this game where they throw a rock at my head and if I say I’m ok then I’m okay and if I don’t say anything then I’m not okay

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man I sure am hating this journey, wish I could just get to the destination