savannah,

the creator

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

“When people ask me what you do - I say you’re in the fbi”

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

Being able to remote start my car from my office on the 6th floor is a game changer

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

I have a legitimate fear of @SourPatchKids discontinuing the peach flavor. I just discovered them recently, but can’t imagine life without them.

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

All I know about dating/relationships is what my queen Kate Hudson taught me in the cinematic masterpiece “how to lose a guy in 10 days”

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

it’s a beautiful day to not be dating a balding man

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

I wish instead of a Schwan’s truck it was a truck that had frozen food from Trader Joe’s

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

I wish boys would stop hurting my feelings

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Idk how to flirt but i know how to argue

[ekat @reverrsecowboy]

we’ve seen each other at our worst (we follow each other on twitter)

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

I get so emotionally attached to dogs I follow on the internet. I have to stop doing this to myself

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

Apparently both men and women find a “sense of humour” attractive in romantic partners, but they define it very differently. Women think someone has a sense of humour when the person can make them laugh, men define a sense of humour as someone who laughs at their jokes

[Austine @theereal_one]

The "It's only $5, y not buy it" mentality has probably cost me more than $10,000 at this point in my life.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I miss when game of thrones was keeping that group of people busy

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

maybe I’ll meet the man of my dreams at Costco

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

When someone tries gaslighting you but their tank is on E 🤡

[… @lurkmenistan69]

i hate when people use their mental illness as an excuse to be a bad person. that’s why i always communicate upfront that i am mentally ill and also a bad person

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

But I’m already taken by desi, sorry

[DesiRae Vigil @desiraevigil]

Everyone needs a @sav_townusa best friend 😂💀

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

Mexican street corn tortilla chips are superior to hint of lime. There, I said it.

[savannah, @sav_townusa]

@desiraevigil Nooooo don’t make it the last time it’s so much fun 😂😂😂😂

[🌸 @bbpondiriver]

Leslie: I don’t need to, Jules told me everything
Rue:
#Euphoria