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[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

Once you no see any woman for any comment section of a post, just take the advice bro.😂

[MR CAMPARI. @Gthingsahead]

I cannot press money and I’ll not clear!!

I’ll chat and call you till you laugh and open your legs willingly.

[JD @Juddywizard]

Anytime I wan calculate my end-of-month expenses, na then I go begin see names wey I no sabi.

Who be Zaidu Yusuf, and Wetin dey happen for my life wey make me send you ₦12,400 for 2:32 a.m??

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You fit show me a taste of my own medicine make e dey taste like vitamin C for my mouth

[g @34rths]

I just saw my password as someone's twitter username

[🦋 @mainasihihoon]

Defending Messi online is not enough I need a pistol

[Leon @MindMatterMoney]

Real talk.

[Flo Flo National™🇨🇮 ⭐⭐⭐🇨🇮 @FlorentFokouo1]

Ma copine a eu le Visa Canada🇨🇦 je l'ai accompagné à l'aéroport. À la séparation j'entends sa maman dire ne reviens pas ici sans un mari.

Moi : 😭

[Lykmolee @Moleetha1st]

“are you guys moving out?” Said my rich Relative when he opened our fridge

[( x _ u) zZ @when4ngelscry]

i dislike people who think our entire purpose is to birth children and raise a family

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I don’t have a favorite music genre. I’m a music whore

[ChocoTribe @Debbybruno3]

Julian Alvarez has a better World Cup legacy than Ronaldo

[VITINHO @euvitin0]

Desde quando estamos celebrando gravidez na adolescência?

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

“You look familiar”

I’m always at home, it’s not me.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

That thing wey burna boy say make we Dey try once in a year….

You don run your own?

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Amazon just fired me while I’m in their van…I’m takin all this shit home bruh

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

If I impregnate person for this stage of my life , I gats leave this world for the pikin to enter .