Bri

Just a mess of unfinished thoughts.

[Bri @savage_406]

It’s amazing to me that no one’s butt crack comes out during a fight scene.

[Bri @savage_406]

I’m drinking $14 wine out of a paper cup and eating easy cheese on ritz crackers. Am I almost 30… yes. Have I peaked… probably.

[Bri @savage_406]

End of 2024 got me asking for a scotch with a whiskey in it.

[Bri @savage_406]

Imagine you’re 20 and thinking this is it for me. Low level retail.

[Bri @savage_406]

A middle schooler told me she liked my style, and let me tell you, as a woman approaching 30, that was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

[Bri @savage_406]

Just perusing local animal shelters for the dog I’ve wanted my entire adult life, when an hour goes by and I find myself on a waitlist for an Appaloosa names Jlo.

[Bri @savage_406]

The older I get the more it shows because I could watch a thrifty bitch churn butter all the live long day!

[Bri @savage_406]

I heard the new generation is calling mental breakdowns “menty b’s”, and I just want to speak for the whole of my generation: approved.

[Words @itswords_]

let’s fall in love again and do it right this time

[Bri @savage_406]

I realized today that imma “rather eat scraps than a meal” kinda girl.

[Bri @savage_406]

I have a savings account that makes me daddy

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

be kind to others

[Bri @savage_406]

I am a walking napkin

[Bri @savage_406]

You know what lives rent free in this dome of mine, that one time in 6th grade that I attempted to flirt with a boy I liked by telling him how many people with his last name were in the phone book… I’ve peaked for sure.

[Bri @savage_406]

I was helping my 8yo godson clean his room and found his water bottle with a sticker that says “hello, my name is: doing my best” and I’ve never been so proud.

[Bri @savage_406]

Asked the boys over coffee and burritos how their day is going…. One tells me if you put an ice cube in your bootyhole you can make it through anything.

[Bri @savage_406]

@whitttitt They just lookin for a snack sheeesh

[Bri @savage_406]

So no shit there I was, doing yard work, AND THEN I trip on a lid into the garbage can, fuck up my arm a bit. Now I have to tell people I burnt it on an engine just to keep my street cred.

[Bri @savage_406]

It’s really eerie how quiet the salt lake airport is.

[Daniel Van Kirk @danielvankirk]

America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.