SavageInviteDeadPool

Home of the Savage Invitational Dead Pool (ret.). Still working up a Rondo thirst.

[Marina Amaral @marinamaral2]

On the first morning of the Battle of the Somme, thousands of British soldiers had to climb out of their trenches and walk across open ground straight into German machine-gun fire. To keep his own men from freezing, a 21-year-old captain named Billie Nevill gave them footballs to kick and chase the whole way across - with a prize for the first platoon to get its ball into the German trench.

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@BravoKiloActual Did he need time for the scars on his wrists to heal or something?

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@Gormogons Charlie Brown has really let himself go

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@ErisInTexas @DefiantLs You're free to live on the street.

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@pipandbaby @SvenTystnad When CD's first came out, I drove 2 hrs to buy a player and my first 3 discs:
REM - Murmur
Dire Straights - Making Movies
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party
They were like $20 each
I still have all 3.

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@Tig_Bo Meanwhile, Rogen's acting range goes all the way from loser stoner to stoner loser.

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@FoodNetwork "What this BBQ competition show needs is more gay sex innuendo jokes" said no one. Ever.

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@warnerelliott60 @kevicss @nytimes

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@PunkRockStory That outfit Captain's wearing doesn't get nearly enough respect.

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@XMartinsMusicX Harriet!

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@awstar11 @lawler4ny This is just a twist on the appeal for mercy as an orphan after shooting your parents line.
Abandon your country to the gangs and then claim it's too dangerous to return because only gangsters live there.

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@catJAM_00 @lawler4ny They sound like just the type of hard working go-getters that Haiti could really use right now.

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@babe_freedom @realBrandonGill Someone on food stamps becoming obese and developing type 2 diabetes is the problem we're trying to prevent. The answer isn't to hand them a Coke.

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@CatsEye33 @BlkwtrPrk @EdMarkey @LePapillonBlu2 You look like you're driving a skid steer wearing a dirty bathrobe.

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@LydiaMoynihan @Osint613 And how Afghans are welcomed in Pakistan. And how Palestinians are welcomed in basically every Islamic country.

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@ScotsFyre I don't know about that.

Islamic countries won't accept Palestinians. Pakistan just forced out 100's of thousands of Afghans.

Maybe he's onto something!

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@nn1964yue @esqlegaleagle @kilmeade You evoke Stalin and Berria over a retirement and then complain about "petty insults"?

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@IzaBooboo

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@GrageDustin @JonJustice A "media giant" here? I mean, that's just a joke of a claim.

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@pipandbaby They left off the only one that matters.
https://t.co/gQMx3uNZn2