Grace Savage

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

True and effective����

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

True and effective����

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

@IfNotNowOrg You’re also blocking the entrance for the other 30 some floors of people just trying to get to work.

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

@NHLFlyers Come to my brothers wedding 4/4

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

Me: do these pants look ok?
5 year old: yeah! They look great!
Me: I don’t look like I’m trying to be a teenager?
5 year old: (laughing) No! I’m sure when you were a teenager you were MUCH skinnier

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

Listening to @MariahCarey all I want for Christmas is you. Three year old: um why does the person singing only want a PERSON for Christmas??

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

Who’s more fucked up - the Roy kids or the Gemstone kids?

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

@SEPTA_DOY what’s going on with 515 to center city? Getting later every minute

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

Did you even go to Trader Joe’s if you didn’t have a near death experience in the parking lot?

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

How to look insane on your public transportation commute: listen to Conan’s podcast @TeamCoco

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

@SEPTA_SOCIAL I found this ring in the Lansdale/Doylestown line this morning.

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

@SEPTA what about train #6517? Can’t trust the board or the app

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

@SEPTA_DOY Where is it now? All signs and the app say it’s on time, but I’m on the platform in ambler with no train.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

If you're in line, stay in line.

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

@ATLairport @SpiritAirlines my plane landed an hour ago - where’s my bag?? Flight 877

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

Do you think when Mike Pence watches handmaids tale he thinks it’s about a utopian future?

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

My toddlers arguing “I’m getting you frustrated!” “NO! I’m getting YOU frustrated!”

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

Parenthood is desperately searching for the “blue box” your two year old is screaming for only to find out it’s actually a red block she hasn’t seen in months.

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

The inventor of motion sensor flushes did not have toddlers. #terrorinthebathroom

[Grace Savage @Savagelygrace]

@TragicAllyHere My three year old “my Jessie toy is not real.” Two year old, crying, “Jessie’s real brother! Jessie’s real!”