professor undercover

[professor undercover @savageprof420]

Imagine this: 15 years from now you’re married to Guy Fieri. You and your daughter, Girl Fieri, are taking a trip to flavortown to visit Guy. You all have matching frosted tips and flaming black button ups. You’ve made it.

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

can't believe that i'm some people's ex girlfriend.. just doesn't seem like something i would do

[professor undercover @savageprof420]

There’s a lot to unpack in this tweet

[Portillo's @portilloshotdog]

We need an American Girl Doll who can predict your zodiac sign based on your Portillo’s order

[professor undercover @savageprof420]

@bemerky Your profile pic is hot. Kiss kiss😗

[༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ @gothjafar]

shrek 1 shrek 2 big titties big butt too

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

I’m the shit till I die .

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

SpongeBob

[gustavo (-: @pleaseclobberme]

i covered her mouth during sex and she started fucking beatboxing

[professor undercover @savageprof420]

#NewProfilePic

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

“they/them pronouns are confusing” what the fuck are health care insurance deductibles and premiums

[chelsea (isa fan) @kikosdreamworld]

Jojo siwa is dope fuck it might buy one of those bows from target n slap it on my big ass head

[billiam @BillRatchet]

just filed a class action lawsuit against the 'SouljaBoy' for not being a real member of the United States Military