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28 ♌️ Jacob 💗

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[sierra @finelinhes]

if this type of ai was around during one direction’s prime we’d all be extinct

[free lunch @freelunchfel0n]

they’ll put a kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em goddamn!

[n. @musicalg3nius]

Posting a selfie on ig nowadays feels like I’m bending over and showing hole

[yanj’ @n0manazx2]

she been crying over this nigga since i was in high school

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me choosing not to sit with my coworkers so I can eat lunch and watch YouTube.

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[Crashoutells🫧🎀 @Nazasupremacy]

LMFAOOOO where’s the lie??🤣😭

[𝒥𝒶𝒾𝒹ℯ𝓃 @mootsmutual]

Heavy on the LOSER. All this smoke for these ladies but not the man who played in her face all summer. Debby dumbass fr

[𝜗℘ @laceiie]

any woman who eats mens butt is not my sister sorry but you’re alone on this one

[margaret @mags_mclaugh]

Los Angeles: don’t look at the 10-day forecast. Just don’t. It’s never going to be cool ever again

[a @axmz_]

You don’t realise how young 22 is until you’re no longer 22 anymore and haven’t been for such a long time

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

And @Neutrogena you the first b*tch I’m a smack for canceling Hayden Panettiere’s contract because she talked about having postpartum depression!

[jax @brokeurtooth]

is her therapist licensed

[Sky Santana @SkySantana]

ooooh yall aint shit 💀

[jizzyjazonthetrack🧚🏾‍♀️ @princessjjas]

i hate seeing bbls in public casual places, why is all this ass in a tj maxx???

[SetGdNia🇯🇲 @ShaniaJacko]

“You’re my BM I won”… Offset doesn’t realise that he contributed to the birth rate decline with just that one sentence

[oui oui bitch @laughorlogoff__]

the thing about ariana is that she could either marry or cheat on ricky next month

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

thank you TWILIGHT for giving robert pattinson financial security to take bold choices and become the actor everyone knew he could be