Breaking: New York Yankees ace Gerrit Cole will undergo Tommy John surgery tomorrow to repair a torn right ulnar collateral ligament and miss the 2025 season, the team announced on Monday.
*athlete tears his ACL*
"YOU CAN TAKE MY ACL"
Shut the hell up
What is a god tier athlete going to do with your fat, weak, plebeian, couch potato ass ACL?
You're pathetic
You can't help him at all, idiot
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