Savannah Lobel

comic/ writer/ biotch

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

Had a theater stress dream last night where I was the understudy and had to go on but didn’t know my lines. Then everyone started to paint me green. I began to recall all of Elphaba’s track. I stepped on stage to a packed crowd only to find I was actually playing shrek in shrek.

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

Vaccinated or not, plz stop wearing makeup to the gym.

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

John Madden died, RIP, but now I know how the entire sports world felt when Stephen Sondheim died. Like Who even is he?

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

The CDC just announced they recommend everyone rewatch the sopranos

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

I hate the advice “just be yourself”
Bro, that’s the problem.

[MarrkR @Marrk_R]

#SouthCarolina has effectively banned abortion. Embryos can now purchase firearms for self defense.

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

You think politics is divisive?
Has your family tried to convert you into a Turkey Trotter?
The disrespect...

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

i don’t believe in the glorification of murder i do believe in the empowerment of women as lady gaga would say

[Dad Rock Connoisseur @butterflywteeth]

Singing the guy and girl parts to Promiscuous Girl

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

Yeah okay, pretty sure CBD stands for
Cannabis, But Decaf.

[Danielle Perez she/her @DivaDelux]

How the Grinch got everything in the divorce

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

Ugh when will I ever learn, vegan ice cream is NEVER worth it, ITS A SCAM

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

My toxic trait in relationships is I steal all my partner’s socks.

And I mean all of them.

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

if you don’t fucks with burrata I don’t fucks with you 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

NYC’s the only place in the world where a commute is 45 min and you’re like omg so fast!

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

Tattoos are a waste of time and money so I have lots of them.

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

Life’s full of questions, my main one is... why does Timothèe Chalamet look like that?

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

NYC be like: If you see something, say something.

Um... have you been to NYC?

Pretty sure the motto is “if you see something, walk past, ignore.”

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

Bar soap is really getting out of hand.

[teleports behind you @m0viesbear]

The bible never said you can’t smoke a shit ton of weed

[Savannah Lobel @savalavaa]

There are two types of people in this world. The people who do, and the people who do not use the excelsior app.