I got crawdads in my pants!

25 | Bi | she/they | Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[ivy @ST4RK0VA]

helaena was like AEMOND IS FRIGHTENED 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 HE’S SCARED AS FUCK 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 PEEING HIS PANTS 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 SCARED LOSER 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Fuck the constitution, get him in office

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

the lamestream media are doing their best to stop you from seeing this

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

“But it will make us look bad”

Homophobic people aren’t going to change their minds because they saw a nice gay person on TV

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

photos i’ve taken under the influence of LSD

[Praise @tufpraise]

Unmatched resilience and bravery. The best of humanity.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all the dads out there – Happy Father’s Day!

Nothing we do is more fulfilling!

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Happy Juneteenth!!

[۟ @roseam]

john to a 4 year old nonverbal dean

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

they wanted me dead over these photos

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

New York operates on a kind of magical realism that makes things like this not only possible but commonplace

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

zohran mamdani has opened the first ever office of puppies and rainbows

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”