Savannah Morgan

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

The songs Spotify suggests always makes me think do you even know me? I mean it's always Jojo songs and... oh wait nevermind I'm not mad

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

I'm raising support to serve a team bringing the Gospel to Indian immigrants in the UK. If you'd like to give go to https://t.co/K4poDsHSxX

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

My life is a continual disappointment that people aren't catching all my Home Improvement references.

[Tara Drew Morgan @taradmorgan]

@savanlayne she has got to go

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

@cfay39 hahah gotcha! Prank Sinatra!

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

I just ordered an unsweet tea from Cook Out and I swear I heard the entire state of North Carolina asking me to leave.

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

@AustinSscott hey think about it... you never know how much you could urn from it.

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

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[Carrie Fay @cfay39]

Only 10 more days until all the sass, coffee, & laughter w/ my fave pals @savanlayne

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

The fact that I didn't know what scallions were became very evident when I asked for help in the seafood section of the grocery store.

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

@jesslcrook

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

"when iniquities prevail against me, you atone for our transgressions" -psalm 65:3

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

I can't tell you how many times I've heard, "I wanna be like you Savannah and not care how my hair looks." And I just...

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

Sometimes I go to Walmart & stand amazed at how many weirdos there are. Other times I go & feel I've finally found a place I truly belong.

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

Tried to tell a mom her kid's so smart I'm getting him an application to Yale but it came out "I'm getting your kid an application to hell!"

[Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws]

Tooth Fairy 2. #LarryTheCableGuy

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

@carolineichhorn I was an English MINOR not an English MAJOR alright 😏😏

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

when someone from college asks what I'm up to: Well, I'm eating a slice of carrot cake and watching Matlock. And how's your post-grad life?

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

. @taradmorgan I just want to let the Twitter world know Tara really cracked herself up on that one.

[Savannah Morgan @savanlayne]

@taradmorgan if he does see them I'm throwing you under the bus. You started this.