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Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas

[Split @savanna_split]

Spotify being down has me going back to my iTunes days…

[Brittney 🕯 @voguebritt]

They were talking about Euphoria making people wanna do drugs, honey this show got me questioning if I really need to take Ibuprofen.

[Split @savanna_split]

I want Shanae to break a nail then have to soak it in acetone #TheBachelor

[Split @savanna_split]

Y’all remember when Raven was made in the first Cheetah Girls movie? Yeah, I feel her anger personally now.

[Netflix @netflix]

Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.

[Split @savanna_split]

Why are all these men so sweaty?? #TheBachelorette

[Split @savanna_split]

Do better, Shein

[Split @savanna_split]

They warned you not go to to WebMD for yourself but NO ONE told me about Pets.WebMD. Now I’m having a panic attack and diagnosing my cat with serious diseases

[Split @savanna_split]

I know I am not the only one who noticed the long BLONDE hair that the cameras failed to show.... #thebachelor

[Split @savanna_split]

Is it a rule to not switch from white wine to red within the same night?

[Split @savanna_split]

Pinot Grigio and Hershey’s Kisses is the move tonight

[Split @savanna_split]

Facebook market if anyone needs one...

[Split @savanna_split]

Cleaning your cats eye boogers without gagging is the definition of love.

[Split @savanna_split]

Today I purchased myself flowers and won $135 on a scratch off. Be blessed today friends

[Split @savanna_split]

@theweeknd marry me

[Split @savanna_split]

I miss wearing backpack everyday

[Split @savanna_split]

@seeyouin_el Are you KIDDING me?!!!!!

[Split @savanna_split]

@seeyouin_el Either first or second option

[Split @savanna_split]

@BlackSuedeShoe I do this sober

[JaiVibez🥶 @daystack]

Wtf did they put in this daylight savings??? NyQuil????

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

10,000 Retweets. One simple message. Get out the #VOTE . If we can hit that milestone, I will recap the ENTIRE STAR WARS FRANCHISE as OLAF. Go!!!