savannah bartlett

your mom

[miss behaving @888myheart]

should i let her in

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

asked for sprite but they gave me clown juice instead

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

happy fourth of july to harry styles only

[Joseph @_Originaljoseph]

It be cool if Jughead had a twin brother that he never knew about come into the mix but where would they find somebody that looks just like him?🤔 https://t.co/yOkmi2Sjxo

[K (McGonigle ROY) @k_walnation3]

Friend 1: It’s Yanny.

Friend 2: It’s Laurel.

Me:

[dill @dillygoatscruff]

you have $5 to buy your perfect man, you’re welcome:
$1 - smooth talking
$1 - so rocking
$1 - got everything that a girls wanting
$1 - guitar cutie
$1 - plays it groovy

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

Provmalone

[THRILLHO 🌎✌🏼 @lowfive_]

Fun fact: the song "9,986,000 Minutes" was planned as a surprise for Steve Carell, so his reaction is totally genuine. "Omg something's happening" and he starts crying. It wasn't Dunder Mifflin employees saying bye to Michael. It was The Office cast saying goodbye to Steve 😭😭😭

[Dove Cameron @DoveCameron]

being mean is honestly so embarrassing. it’s like admitting to the world that you are overly invested in someone else’s business, you’re insecure & judgmental asf, and you’re so unhappy with your own life that you think that others’ happiness has some kind of impact on yours.

[Coachella 2019 🏝 @2019_Coachella]

Justin Bieber & Mason Ramsey #Coachella

[Coachella 2019 🏝 @2019_Coachella]

Nicki Minaj, Shania Twain, The Weeknd, Quavo, French Montana & Timothée Chalamet #Coachella

[Thomas McFall @thomas___mcfall]

Hey guys, I know I usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share something.

So in one of my Management classes I sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there.

Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy that