Savannah Gilbert

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

When he says “as long as you’re not psycho” what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him 😅

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

What’s the professional way to say “hottest and funniest person you’ll ever sleep with”

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue

Live fact checks at trump rallies now

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m late to whatever these creatures are but I enjoy them so far

[aaliyah @plant_sequoias]

left her husband, hooked up with her ex, and got a nose job all in the same week. she is the people’s princess.

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

Sometimes I don’t think I’m doing well in life but then I remember I was raised by two teenage drug addicts lol

[Natasha ❀ @ndelriego]

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Maine.

Tricia Asselin, 53, worked part-time at Just-In-Time Recreation, a bowling alley. Although it was her day off, she was there bowling with her younger sister. She is remembered as being kind and generous.

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

Please stop asking restaurant employees what they’re going to school for 🤪

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

Just saw a “guns or glitter” gender reveal post 🥲

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

@stefbree09 @Shanemgillis Retweet

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

Please don’t ask me what a book is about, I’m simply uncapable to tell you with out giving away every detail of the 500 page novel.

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

Watching a video for jury duty and they just used MySpace as an example of social media. What year is it 😂

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

Went in to Sephora to get my birthday reward and didn’t even steal anything. I guess 28 really is my mature era.

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

When an outfit doesn't turn out the way I imagined in my head

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

At almost 28yo I finally wash my make up off every night, apparently all it took was buying expensive ass white sheets.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

All I want for my birthday is someone to pay off my credit card

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

@hotbagofbeans On wash day too? I’d be defeated lol

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

Got 4 separate compliments on my hair today. I literally only washed it.

[Savannah Gilbert @savannahgilbert]

@stefbree09 Wooooo 🎉