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33% fancy tomato ketchup

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When you're talking to your table vs when you go back in the kitchen @TipOrGoHome

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Cherry Garcia is the perfect ice cream

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Men are scared of olives

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Just entered the Sumo Citrus sweepstakes!!! 🍊🤞

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pope yes

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@KeeleyFox29 @PhillyPolice How much do copper wires even go for? I’m just curious because it hardly seems worth it lol

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@katieisfunke @Shabba_Brooks literally my first thought was “hot pocket”

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I’m at this restaurant and was in the bathroom washing my hands and this woman comes out of a stall and sighs and goes “I don’t even care I’m washing my hands at home”. Like that’s not the point bitch

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Hitting refresh, waiting for the Jeffrey Epstein names to drop

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STOPPP

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Getting a massage is so relaxing. I love how beforehand you need to shave your entire body and get a pedicure so you’re not crusty, and then apologize to the massage therapist because you wear natural deodorant and it doesn’t really work :)

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If you use this you’re sick and disgusting

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The French fry is the perfect invention

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Called State Farm today to add my car and they congratulated me on my “new car” (a 2013 Hyundai)

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🫑 <— who designed this?

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If my coworker can have “technical issues” for two hours, why did I bother getting out of bed? All I’m saying…

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The angle on this wrist is insane 🫷🏻🫷🏻🫷🏻

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Literally stfu

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They need to do research on him

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Lemme talk to Joey Chestnut’s doctor

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Every time I try to make baked chicken wings at home there is like a 90% chance I’m going to be so disgusted by what I’ve created that I won’t want to eat meat for weeks