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I’m a bi polar bear and a bipolar bear

[sav kyrié @savannahkyrie]

Hey I did a thing for the first time in two years and it’s tight. Let’s jam to it together. Made it easy here it is

https://t.co/htWjN3G6tc

[sav kyrié @savannahkyrie]

Wipe your feet real good on the rhythm rug

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“i had had 2 dirty shirley’s and i was inappropriate at the capitol” - my mom

[⛓gay judas⛓ @wastedaze]

“i almost threw my back out this morning… washing my toes”

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Weirdest response to an email I have ever received. I decided not to reply so I can forever ponder the mystery of the octopus.

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Truest shit I ever read

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Someone sitting in their car in the parking lot blasting Fire and Rain. Praying for you.

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pocket full of sunshine is such a good fucking song

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If anyone likes Fontaines DC I have 2 tickets for them at the 9:30 club in dc tomorrow and can’t go l, so hit me up

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Wipe your feet real good on the rhythm rug

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Come thru and record you will just have to face Prison Mike.

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me as a meme

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I was gifted a poster of Adele and my roommate asked if it was Hilary Clinton

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I don’t get the whole “female orgasm is a myth” running joke. Like isn’t it just men self snitching that they are bad at sex?

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gbye brockhampton- fka twigs is my fav artist

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I don’t think I can emotionally handle this

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I’m at a Buccaneers game. If they show me on camera pls do not make me a meme

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Had to fly to Florida. I bet my dad that we would get at least one person screaming and refusing to wear a mask. It took about an hour. They tied him to a wheelchair and escorted him out. Sorry I didn’t get the vid but fr what is happening in the world rn

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Over the holidays I convinced my mom I’m a genius. We watched jeopardy every night and I got all the answers right bc I actually read the subtitles. Don’t tell her tho, I think I’m the favorite now, Dakota- @wastedaze

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Need someone to buy me that sexy ass lamp from A Christmas Story this year

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For my first Christmas gift this year my mother got me a pajama sweatsuit?

Can I get away with wearing this in public?