Savannah Lessing

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

Me to me: there are so many new good shows, today seems like a good day to start one
Also me to me: too stressful let’s restart Greys for the 16th time

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

I’ve never searched for a magnet book before and I haven’t been talking about one recently. I literally PICKED THIS ONE UP at a store today thinking about getting it as a gift and now

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

Every single blogger/influencer on Instagram that has posted a black out picture will 100000% be deleting that in a few days because it probably doesn’t “fit in with their aesthetic”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you start leaving the house again. who will be around to say. ohhh big stretch. every time i do a stretch

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

I can’t ever take the greys episode where they all break out in song seriously but I still cry every time

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

I miss perks

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

I’ll forever watch and sing along to Hairspray but I’ll never understand why they decided to cast John Travolta to play the mom

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[raeesa 🦋 @raeesajhetam]

I may or may not have watched this over 108496 times

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

Look I turned my cat into a more pissed off version of baby yoda

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

Me online shopping: total is $185 should I do it
Rachel: that’s not bad at all!!

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

No matter how late you’re running you always have a few seconds to spare to say goodbye to your pet

[Ced™ @cedfunches]

😂😂

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

The tiny crunchy nub French fries are the best and if you don’t think so then well that sucks cause you’re wrong

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

@djferraro70

[fundy @funderlaw]

My wife, watching the US Open: “Damn, Brooks Koepka is gorgeous and I love his tighty-whitey pants”

Me: “and his girlfriend is smok...
(Wife gives me evil stare)
...ing weed if she thinks she’s hotter than you,
my darling,
love of my life.”

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

The only time slowly pushing IV Lopressor is okay is when the patient is sleeping and has dementia and something good is on TV @Nursing_Prblems

[Savannah Lessing @savannahlessing]

Me: I need to start seriously saving money and working more overtime if I want to even think about buying a house soon
Also me when work calls and asks if I want the night off: ummmm duh