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[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Sitting at the bar waiting to order a beer while the bartender makes 10 espresso martinis for a group of whores https://t.co/Lb5BRv5J77

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

She already finished shopping and didn't ask me ONE dumb question lmaoooo. This is what Instacart was made for!

[milk @milkstrology]

☃️ capricorn risings: full moon in gemini 12/15 moodboard horoscope ☃️

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

"It cost my mom $275,000 to die"

[julia 🐈‍⬛🩷 @CUNTMAMA]

isn’t this… against the constitution…

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Garth Collins @Voiceofgarth]

There are 36 mega churches in the state of Alabama, but it was an Native American casino that’s stepped up to pay for all of the tornado victims’ funerals.

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

The one good thing about hurricanes is that no one can get their period during them because it is the rule

[Hurricane Helms @ShaneHelmsCom]

So the same people that think humans have no effect on climate change now believe that humans can control the weather?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Mexico mayor’s decapitated head was found on his car only six days after taking office

[Mami @themamiwatta]

Her stylist loves her so much

[Jenni @hashjenni]

You know what’s crazy? There’s an entire generation that wouldn’t get this joke because they don’t know how to read an analog clock.

[Harry Potter Universe @HPotterUniverse]

All four of them have passed away 💔💔💔💔