sav

probably eating a sandwich + if you don’t get that reference don’t follow

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

his name is Robert, but he goes by Bob (cat)

[sav @savbev]

I believe that Southwest’s boarding set up is just a social experiment

[sav @savbev]

Being called for jury duty is my dream

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your Outie picks up trash even when it’s not theirs.

Your Outie knows that baby deer isn’t “lost,” just vibing.

Your Outie admires wildlife without giving unsolicited belly rubs.

Your Outie does not release pet goldfish into local waterways.

[Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 @santabutcool11]

This is why I check the list twice

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ahem, we said 5 items and that’s only 4

[sav @savbev]

When you become a mom, is there some innate reaction that takes place forcing you to make 10 Facebook posts a day

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

You want a scary costume? Try a big head carp or invasive hydrilla

[sav @savbev]

@zeronetootree @Brick_Suit @EndWokeness Yes it is. The city listed an entire FAQ about the situation. They are also not all working. I was born and have lived there most of my life. Here is my verified source: https://t.co/UoImx5Y9CS

[sav @savbev]

Asserting my dominance at work by keeping my Indeed tab open on my computer when I walk away from my desk

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you keep your fish and drinks in the same cooler, don't @ me.

[sav @savbev]

That’s it — if you want to have an opinion on abortion regulation, then tell me how we pee with tampons first.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

How much men know about women’s bodies 😬

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

I bet whoever coined the phrase "silly goose" never actually met one before

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

you're not "hiking" you're just walking in the woods for attention

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Out:
girlbossing

In:
girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

our Spotify wrapped just dropped

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

🎶 You got a fast car,
I got a plan to run in front of it 🎶