CEO of ur heart

i can walk through walls and jump 30 thousand feet into the air i can also hold my breath for 5 straight years and i can blow shit up by looking at it

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

ok fineeeee im gonna get addicted to smoking weed and going on twitter again fucking #yes

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

fuckkkk i love super monkey ball how do i keep forgetting abt it

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

can we plz bring back hating ppl

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

i can’t even fathom the idea that there’s grown men living in the real word right now that are like my little pony super fans …. it’s like this old dude that came into the strip club and told me he’s into the girl dog from paw patrol when i asked him what he was into in a dance

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

super into telling guys that they’re acting like a huge freak lately and calling them the freak of the week

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

trying to explain what the fishtank youtube reality tv show is to my super normal strip club dj and im like fuck i just don’t even want to he’s gonna think im a giant freak

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

i feel like i spent half of the day today fucking popping so #annoying

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

i loveeeee angry birds 2🩵

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ommmmmmmm ommmmmmm ommmmmmm

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

Should I be an Instagram reel for Halloween so he’ll pay attention to me

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

excavating holes in the dirt w my feet rn❤️ if u even care

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

took an adderall. i need to draw little triangles around the edge of every sheet of paper in front of me and get super mad at anyone who gets in my way

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

HELLO who would like to play roblox with me today on stream

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

what’s up with the epidemic of men rn PAYING to come into the strip club (to be around or talk to women i’d ASSUME) and then acting like i asked for their social security number when i say hello to them and ask them their names. like 😭 can we be SO FR? tf ima do STALK U?😭

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

-kept calling them gay for ignoring half-naked women to giggle in a circle together (true)
-all of them said female
-before they left one of them told me alani nu (gov name alani) had a wife .. mind you he spent so much time asking to take me on a date
im!!! ew

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

group of air force men strip club interaction tonight
-guy that liked me was named armani but i kept calling him alani
-one of them kept interrupting group convo to be like HEY and did you know he’s fat .. like what are we 6,, am i supposed to trust YOU w the bombs😭

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

told my gays on discord about how bad my debit card pin is and somehow one of theirs is even worse…. and here we are giving them an entire month to be legal

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

ok but am i wrong like if im gonna play fortnite for 4-7 hours a day a couple of days a week i might as well stream it

[CEO of ur heart @savbot69]

tbh how do the little kids even know this many slurs rn like i was funny and mean af at their age + in evil COD lobbies but it was never like THIS 😭