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[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

Also, Terrion Arnold, I appreciate you and I hope you are not injured injured

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

Thank you Jared Goff, thank you Dan Campbell, thank you Jahmyr Gibbs

[MSU @michiganstateu]

The Spartan helmet was named one of the most iconic college logos.

"This logo isn’t just a symbol—it’s a battle cry for unwavering spirit and resilience." https://t.co/pFRwJH5yHw

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

Anaheim Ducks have cup holders in the bathroom stalls, I am so impressed @HondaCenter

[Jimmy Ducks @Jamesducks9]

Honest to God who looks at the cybertruck and is like "yeah, I want one"?

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

@DatJoeFrank same but I’m way more likely to answer their question right away if they screw me with the ‘hi’ requirement

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

so like is it more rude to start a slack message with your entire diatribe or to start it with ‘hey’ and not state the subject until the recipient responds with ‘hi’

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

@DatJoeFrank sat at the game for 5 sec before realizing Larkin was out, realized immediately it was a waste of my time

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

I feel like a lone wolf with anxiety over here

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

Holy shit we’re going back to Sydney because the pilots smell an odor in the cockpit and we need to have maintenance check the plane

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

There is a surprising amount of relaxation amongst the passengers

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

doubt that v much sir; my heart rate has been ridiculously high since you announced we were turning around 2.5 hours into our flight

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

pilot comes over and tells us to not panic when EMS and Fire are on the runway to meet us as we land

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

How is there not another airport closer 2.5 hours past SYD en route to LAX

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

adjusting to walking on the left side seemed difficult, but it’s got nothing on turning bathroom door locks in the opposite direction

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

received an email from the hotel that our view would be blocked by a cruise ship, convenient they forgot to mention the speakers 🤣

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

I’d like to formally apologize to all of those who have ever been trapped in a vehicle/room with me that have wished I’d shut up for even one second

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

the most irritating thing has to be when aisle & window seat passengers claim both armrests on a plane and leave the middle seat person stuck hugging themselves the whole flight

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

currently in a tour bus for a 2.5 hour ride where some members of the group believe it’s acceptable to speak at full volume - we started driving at 6am (now nearly 9am) and they haven’t stopped for even a breath

[•• Sav •• @savcureton]

hello - i shall be returning to twitter for the sole purpose of airing my grievances about traveling