Save Denmark

Don't let our impressive economy fool you. We're obviously on the brink here. #SaveDenmark

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

"Please, refugee, help me. Denmark is starving."
"Why, that's why I came here! You can count on me!"
#SaveDenmark

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

We've been in ruin. It's hard to organise when you've been forced to burn all your bureaucratic tools for warmth. https://t.co/Wey78jfKFY

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

What took you so long? So slow to seize this great opportunity! https://t.co/ZTV79WmU8S

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

Finally! Our ruined nation is saved! Thank you, rich refugees. Now: More, please. https://t.co/qZChUDUrqD

[Andrew Stroehlein @astroehlein]

Poor, starving Denmark takes first loot from outrageously wealthy refugees https://t.co/vhXoRV4TZY #SaveDenmark

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

Which one can we get the most for on eBay? #SaveDenmark https://t.co/VlmJdk17Dh

[MSF Sea @MSF_Sea]

Hey Denmark/Switzerland/Germany, which "valuables" do you want to confiscate? The toy, the soap or the water bottle?

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

Satisfied* customers! #EUTurkeyDeal

*actual results may vary https://t.co/8gSqlIpkVY

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

Of course human rights don't apply!

Only our own terms and conditions apply.

#EUTurkeyDeal https://t.co/3OgfsibCmB

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

Glad to be of service! Please raise any concerns with our customer service dept, available on: @Frontex https://t.co/FU9ahc14Ar

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

.@Frontex, official courier of our shiny new refugee trading service.

Service with a smile!

#EUTurkeyDeal https://t.co/xrpE7bnChn

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

We're just waiting for richer refugees #SaveDenmark https://t.co/Rl7HOuIFX6

[Yannis Koutsomitis @YanniKouts]

Denmark’s ‘jewellery law’ still unused two months after coming into force https://t.co/MelQGjtGWW #refugeecrisis

[Andrew Stroehlein @astroehlein]

Refugees: Collect 'em, trade 'em - fun for the whole family. (Unless you're a refugee family, of course...) https://t.co/8jIqB4WLkz

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

Once returns are made, how we choose to store merchandise is not up for discussion. #EUTurkeyDeal https://t.co/LsZRv2RAt3

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

We are getting our customer service department to look into this. First day - bound to make a we mistakes! https://t.co/iDzjqkSMCZ

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

Oops! Customer service dept will look into this. Bound to make a few mistakes on our first day! #EUTurkeyDeal https://t.co/GhPeCKnZBt

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

Bound to make a few mistakes on our first day! Will assess merchandise more thoroughly from now on. #EUTurkeyDeal https://t.co/DFsVa6ctmT

[RefugeeTradingPost @RefugeeTrading]

We offer free shipping on all returns! #EUTurkeyDeal

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

@tractotheque @SaveSwitzerland @dwnews correct. We've been too busy dealing with our all encompassing misery.

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

@LotteLeicht1 Rich refugees should use Uber like everyone else! #SaveDenmark

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

Demanding services from our impoverished citizens. Can't rich refugees use Uber like everyone else? #SaveDenmark https://t.co/fLz5Vb8vrU

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

Such frivolity. We can't afford to look after our real animals, let alone creepy fake ones. https://t.co/8UipZdP4DT

[Andrew Stroehlein @astroehlein]

Refugees get a warm welcome in Canada. Some even get to share hotel with furries convention https://t.co/HhdBXRcCMu

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

Simple logic really! The more refugees we recognise, the more there are to involuntarily donate to #SaveDenmark https://t.co/iY9rREsCWD

[Gerry Simpson @GerrySimpsonHRW]

While deliberately scaring off #Eritreans, Denmark recognises as refugees 98% who apply @HRW https://t.co/oUwoqpMsUM

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

That's brilliant! Claim you're taking their stuff to pay their way, then send them on their way. 👌🏼 https://t.co/gU0Rs1gvku

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Fine to expel foreigners for minor crimes, as long as we take all their money first! https://t.co/uMG18Sx3hu