Save Switzerland

We are a desperately poor nation, plagued by war & starvation. Only the involuntary donations of rich refugees can #SaveSwitzerland

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

"I walked thousands of miles just to donate money to needy Switzerland" says Syrian refugee & #SaveSwitzerland hero

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

What took you so long? So slow to seize this great opportunity! https://t.co/ZTV79WmU8S

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

Finally! Our ruined nation is saved! Thank you, rich refugees. Now: More, please. https://t.co/qZChUDUrqD

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

All of them! Thank you for your generous donation! https://t.co/UqHnQNGKkZ

[MSF Sea @MSF_Sea]

Hey Denmark/Switzerland/Germany, which "valuables" do you want to confiscate? The toy, the soap or the water bottle?

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

This is terrible news if it means fewer refugees coming to #SaveSwitzerland. We still need their riches! https://t.co/xNBZSGvi9F

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

#BREAKING Syria ceasefire holding 'by and large' despite some 'incidents': UN chief

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Fine to expel foreigners for minor crimes, as long as we take all their money first! https://t.co/uMG18Sx3hu

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

More war = More refugees = More money for Switzerland! Hoorah! https://t.co/rzYpwm9SA5

[Andrew Stroehlein @astroehlein]

Maybe it's time for Europe to be less afraid of the refugees fleeing Syria and more afraid of the expanding war they're fleeing...

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

@SaveDenmark Speaking of teeth. Could we get those pliers that you borrowed back?

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Little more effort needed there, @SaveDenmark... https://t.co/OLo1FEXErk

[Telegraph Breaking News @TelegraphNews]

Denmark's controversial jewellery law raises no money in first week https://t.co/p06ALdMy7j

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

Kisses to all the rich refugees who have already involuntarily donated to our impoverished nation xxx ❤️💋

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

On #ValentinesDay, nothing says "I love you" like refugees giving their jewellery to poor Switzerland.

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Sad to see so many refugees drowning on their way here. If their wallets would float, it wouldn't be so bad.

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Oh, no, not at all: they are helping to develop Switzerland! https://t.co/ookNSSjl8G

[Angelos Themelis @AngelosThemelis]

It's called underdevelopment.
#Africa https://t.co/0qSB8tsv0V

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

.@SaveDenmark No. Go away. Get your own banks.

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Many African countries send their money to Switzerland rather than spend it at home. Thanks! https://t.co/I5ofbavh6W

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

#BlobEnvy https://t.co/hCikvzu7ej

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

I concede that our blob is a bit bigger than your blob. #SaveDenmark #SaveSwitzerland https://t.co/QPcwmoZMRV

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

So unfair! Turkey, Lebanon & Jordan take most of the rich refugees from Syria. Switzerland needs their money more!

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Not only are they human beings, but they are human beings with HUGE amounts of cash! They can reverse our poverty!

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

All lies. We can't afford sniffer dogs.

We will shake refugees and listen for the sound of jingling money.
https://t.co/APHvqvTqw8

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Tough times in Switzerland. But with rich refugees' assets, we can hopefully fix this kind of thing in future. https://t.co/ErUuIvUbkv

[JAMES BAYS @baysontheroad]

Journalists at #un Geneva find there are not even coffee facilities #syriatalks. (Just like UN NYC) Are we only ones working?

[Save Switzerland @SaveSwitzerland]

Success! We have taken so much money from rich refugees that we can now afford things like this! https://t.co/mlbsCu0sdj

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Swiss aim to end poverty by paying everyone £1,700 a month whether they work or not https://t.co/0ZwODnpDCA

[Save Denmark @SaveDenmark]

Incomplete list! There, I fixed it for you.

#SaveDenmark