Single White Female

I say stuff here so I don't bother people on Facebook.

[Single White Female @SaveFerris90]

the only glenn I will acknowledge is Glenn Close. thank you and good night.

[sarah @slothanova]

they’re just fluffing us before they fuck us by ending birthright citizenship

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a 5-4 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court held that states may count mail-in ballots that are postmarked on or before Election Day, even if they arrive afterward.

Justices Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh dissented.

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

I feel about April Margera the same way I do about Princess Diana

[Single White Female @SaveFerris90]

"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor." - Desmond Tutu

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Wait this test is bullshit I answered neutral for everything and got a literal fascist lol

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

My boyfriend is watching Moulin Rouge for the first time and he just said “the movie needs to slow down a little bit”

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Connor Storrie hanging out in Paris while his fans attack Club Chalamet:

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

you are at the pink sprinkled donut store demanding to be treated like a serious adult

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[kate @madcoolmadwarm]

hayley williams in london but i’m annoying so it’s filmed on a 2009 camcorder

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

well, fun’s over

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Pete and Pete Seasons 1 through 3 Criterion Collection

[Bourgeoisie Z Top @wilsonp911]

Someone from Parks and Rec should come out and say you couldn't make that show these days because it's too nice

[Lily @TaigaLily_]

So the entire family can have a cup holder, keep up Skylar

[alyssa @spacedglam]

No it’s awful

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

They changed the law so he could steal from your parents' retirement accounts to do this by the way

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We just gave the guy whose fault this is 1 trillion dollars

[Arthur Dent @ArthurCDent]

Douglas Adams, prescient as always

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

the third haim sister couldn’t go because she couldn’t think of a good name for the shirt. she suggested “knicks offerman” and the others locked her in the bathroom for the entirety of the evening. they just left her there.