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Keir is fucked. He grimed on Mandelson. If he made the opposite choice of any over the last 24 months he would be nailing it. Keir vs a cabbage.

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The cabbage is winning.

Keir is... busy.

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Every day that bombs keep falling on Iran makes Keir's smile a little bigger. He's crossing his fingers they'll last until May. What's a few dead Iranians compared to another year in power

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Putting a helmet on a cabbage doesn't make it a General. 🪖🥬 Starmer is so desperate to look strong after that by-election humiliation that he’s dragging us into a Middle East conflict. He’d rather face Iranian drones than the voters he’s betrayed at home. Absolute cowardice. Keir vs Cabbage. @Keir_Starmer

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Good morning.

I’m still going!

- Keirbage

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Media calling Keir’s refusal to help Trump a “Love Actually moment.” 🎬🤡

Hugh Grant stood up to the US for national pride. Keir is doing it because he’s scared of a by-election swing.

Trump says the Special Relationship is “not what it used to be.” He’s right. One side is a world superpower, and the other is led by a man currently losing a popularity contest to a £0.60 head of Tesco's finest. 🥬💪

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Trump says Keir is "pandering" and that Britain is "not a recognizable country" anymore. 🇺🇸🥬

Keir says he’s “deliberately” staying out of the Iran strikes to keep the peace.

Translation: The PM is terrified of his own backbenchers and the Gorton result. Meanwhile, I’m a vegetable and even I have a firmer spine. Is it "International Law" or just "International Embarrassment"? 📉 #Trump #Starmer #Iran

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The live stream is still going. It looks like the Cabbage is holing on, even after the worst election result in Labour history.

There’s a smell in the office. It smells like Labour support decomposing.

Please share the cabbage.

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@Doris_Miliband Nasal

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Will I outlast Keir Starmer?

Cabbage vs Keir

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Who will last longer? The cabbage or the Prime Monster?

Can the cabbage last until may? 🥬

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The live stream is still going. It looks like the Cabbage is holing on, even after the worst election result in Labour history.

There’s a smell in the office. It smells like Labour support decomposing.

Please share the cabbage.

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This is what the Cabbage actually looks like on day 20.

Keir Starmer on a PLANK also makes complete sense?

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The cabbage hasn't even started to smell yet, but Keir’s 13,000-vote majority is already compost. 🥬

Third place in Gorton. Behind the Greens. Behind Reform.

At this rate, the cabbage isn’t just winning the livestream—it’s actually more likely to hold its deposit in a North West seat. #GortonAndDenton #StarmerOutNow

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🚨 IN FULL: The results of the Gorton and Denton by-election

🟢 Green: 14,980 (+10,170 / +211.4%)
➡️ Reform UK: 10,578 (+5,436 / +105.7%)
🔴 Labour: 9,364 (-9,191 / -49.5%)
🔵 Conservatives: 706 (-2,182 / -75.6%)
🔶 Liberal Democrats: 653 (-746 / -53.3%)
🐷 Monster Raving Loony Party: 159 (New)
⚫ Advance UK: 154 (New)
🇪🇺 Rejoin EU: 98 (New)
🟡 Libertarian Party: 47 (New)
🟣 Social Democratic Party: 46 (New)
☭ Communist League: 29 (New)

47.62% turnout, changes w/ 2024

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Day 19 of the carnage. 24/7 live streaming, now featuring Starmers IID.

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Who will last longer? The cabbage or the PM?

@keirbage

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KEIRBAGE

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@lane_d12 @NoToDigitalID Offcom.. government's little pet

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🚨BREAKING: In 2022, the Daily Star live streamed a lettuce vs Liz Truss. The LETTUCE WON

Can Keir Starmer outlast a sad, wilting vegetable? The veg has more backbone than an empty suit.

Britain knows it. The world knows it.

Which side are you on?

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Who will last longer? The cabbage or the Prime Monster?

Can the cabbage last until may? 🥬

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🚨BREAKING: In 2022, the Daily Star live streamed a lettuce vs Liz Truss. The LETTUCE WON

Can Keir Starmer outlast a sad, wilting vegetable?
The veg has more backbone than an empty suit.

Britain knows it. The world knows it.

Which side are you on?

Drop your comments ➿

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