Guajillo LaCroix

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@HorsleyScott During the 2017? RAGBRAI, we had a guy-Tony-who rollerbladed it all and only had ice cream or pie at stops that weren’t overnights. I feel like those folks should get a medal

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@HorsleyScott He should vend those in tent city! Burgers and pie money.

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

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@daveweigel This tweet has aged but so have I now that you’ve reminded me of That. Remarkably ass track.

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@juanmayer Tangentially related, this song is on my “songs Frasier Crane would hate” playlist.

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

There were six flags flown over Texas and none of them were ever England so forgive me but you contributed nothing to Astroworld.

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Hello yes we are coming from New Haven to Boston on Wednesday for a baseball game and would like to meet the #tartanarmy. Please let us know how this can happen and thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Both teams playing almost 100%… can’t complain, this is a great game so far. I still want the Spurs to win but I’m not above calling a great Knicks shot great.

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My Backrooms viewing experience has radicalized me. I need to win the lottery so I can open an 18+, no warnings just ejections movie theater. I might even say 30+ and you’ve been to a movie theater at least once in the past two months. Discount if you leave your phone in the car.

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@SheaSerrano Who’s getting rid of that invaluable treasure? Are they swapping up for a 2003 champs blanket?

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@kourtofangels We’re witnessing the footballification of the NBA. Adam Silver needs to go.

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So incredibly easy to hate this OKC team but the refs are remarkably making it easier.

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How do I have 7 stand hours when I spent 4 consecutive hours reading on the couch?

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@SaveYourCinema Please Kristen Stewart save the Criterion in New Haven. Connecticut now has no true art house theater. 🙏

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@johnsemley3000 I think Orin may have also been born before 1997 BUT this goes to show the texture of the story continues to prove to be interwoven in today’s reality. Great find!

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@daveweigel @jaeporeon Stop it

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@MerriamWebster I recall learning something similar in French class

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@KatieKausch @nymetrowx It appears that, in 2025, a heat index of 110 is no longer 0-worthy

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@SheaSerrano I feel either like I’m capable of writing the next great [x], or that I’m a fraud. After two graduate degrees, the feeling that I’m a fraud is constant. Every day.