Queen DarBee 🐝

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

Wasted no time after landing in Ohio… @Skyline_Chili with @BobStemen. It’s been too long!

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

@teelnotthecolor Same with warehouse work! I have a lot of feelings about taping materials and technique.

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

ironically, Covid would be a better name for Zoom

[David Jacobs @jacobsfdavid]

They* said I couldn't do it. They** were wrong.

*I am they. Everyone else was really supportive.
**Me again. Can't stress enough how kind people were to me.

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

A few weeks ago we got a few fruit flies and they have multiplied and grown stronger… with each passing day I am growing more and more unhinged because of this. Please offer any advice/solutions other than burning down my entire home.

[@jxf.me (Bluesky) / [email protected] (Mastodon) @jxxf]

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

@itserickuhh But if you live in a van then you don’t have to leave your house!

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

Not a short story but a story that haunt me until the day I die is the girl on Tik Tok who wondered if nail clippers can cut through teeth (turns out, they can)

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”

[James @CaucasianJames]

one of these days i’m gonna disappear and return forklift certified

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

Everything I have learned about MGK and Megan Fox has been against my will.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

@LilyAuker That is a bit trickier. I’m so sorry!

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

@LilyAuker Start throwing it back on their yard

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

me: I spy with my little eye something… brown

other soldier in the trojan horse: *sigh* is it wood ag—

me: yeah it’s wood again

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

Sorry to announce I will not be silly any longer as it's appropriating goose culture.

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

I would actually love a piña colada with my boss, personally.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

@AMCrand Ohhhh I wish it wasn’t.

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

Emails from my apartment but they get more and more unhinged each day…

(These have all been this weekend. I’ve blocked out the name of the apartment since I actually love the complex)

[Queen DarBee 🐝 @SaveTheDarBees]

Hadn’t listened to “The Underdog” by Aaron Watson since before I had kids so now I’m crying at 9:45 p.m. over it