Savannah Fyke

• in all seriousness, personal opinions expressed are not to be taken seriously •

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

@BolingAlli now I want some 😭

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

I’ve come to the conclusion there are two types of men:

1. The men who notice when gas prices drop.

2. The men who compliment another person’s yard/landscaping

#ChangeMyMind haha

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

@fykeadelic You aren’t gonna post any of the selfies I’ve received to make sure you’re alive?😂

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

Tik Tok is slowly convincing me I need a lot of plastic surgery with this “bold glamour” filter 😂

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

@maknezee They kinda just show up 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

@fykeadelic
“I didn’t really know what the word parkour meant. I thought people were just yelling: “hardcore!”

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

Tweeting unhinged things @fykeadelic has said:
#1

“I wonder if @NoahKahan is related to #GhengisKhan”

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

@marandavandy Why is this so funny

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

Anyone else backdate their checks a couple days when they’re paying bills so it looks you pay super early like a responsible adult or am I overthinking 😂

[Knox Card Box @KnoxCardBox]

For 4 tix to tonight #yankees at #Braves game. $350 obo for all. Will sell individually at $85 each. #baseball #takemeouttotheballgame #ticketsforsale

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

Being an adult is just becoming obsessed with new household cleaning items until you die. This week, it’s the carpet cleaner 😂🙃

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

@taylorsschumann Showing up is an act of worship within itself. So is staying home, sleeping in, catching up on laundry + work for a better outlook on the week. This is a limiting belief from a church who, by this commentary, limits who sits in their pews. We wonder why people are leaving church.

[Kevin Garcia 🪷 Spiritual Recovery Coach @theKevinGarcia_]

The amount y’all focus on who isn’t a “real Christian” when ur church is literally dying, you’d think you’d want more folks to identify that way. But y’all’s too busy worrying about a vengeful god and ur false purity to do anything of good in this world.

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

When Chance the Rapper said;
“I don't want nobody to be at my wedding
That won't be there for my marriage.”
I had no clue just how freaking right he was for that.

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

#NewProfilePic

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

I used to judge all those girls who made their feed nothing but their wedding photos for like months but it’s me but the twist is we’re actually total idiots on camera 😂

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

I cannot stress the benefit to my mental health that comes from hearing Luke Combs refer to himself as a “check out girl” in his cover of Fast Car…it gets me through my work day 😂

[Savannah Fyke @savfyke]

There’s now too many social media platforms. I don’t know what to tweet, thread, reel, post, tik tok, etc without feeling guilty for forcing myself to create content.

What is actually relevant anymore?