I feel so bad when I accidentally interrupt people while we’re talking. It’s not even on purpose, I just be deeply engaged in the conversation and need to get my thoughts out because imma forget them quickly. 🧍🏾♀️
I called my phone provider about a payment that came out twice, and he gave me a number to call to sort the issue out. So I call and I’m not even kidding when I say... it was a SEX HOTLINE... the audacity.... 🙃
mental illness is crazy cause i’m like
omg i’m gonna be late
omg i’m gonna be late
omg i’m gonna be late
omg i’m gonna be late
omg i’m gonna be late
coronavirus? oh whatever, if i die i die
are they mad at me
are they mad at me
are they mad at me
are they mad at me
are they mad a
sorry to break it to you “Georgia”, but your gunna have to hack into someone else’s Spotify to listen to your “Rap Sauce” playlist bc I just changed my password 😘
got pulled over with a full head of romaine lettuce just chillin in the passenger seat. didn’t get a ticket. officer knew I was about to risk my life with the E. coli outbreak