savannah

23% human, 6% bad jokes, 102.8% loser (she/her)

[savannah @savharv]

ps: riz is captivated

[savannah @savharv]

lol @ this being the second time i’ve tweeted this year but i will feel like a god damn genius if this has anything to do with anything #cloudwardho @dimension20show

[savannah @savharv]

🎵 when truck brights
hit your eye
and you’re stuck
driving blind
that’s annoying 🎶

[savannah @savharv]

john cleese slurping up the locket like a pasta noodle in a fish called wanda is one of the greatest comedic bits in cinema history

[Horse ebooks @Horse_ebooks]

Everything happens so much

[savannah @savharv]

shout out @LaurensElectric one time for all their efforts, having power restored really makes you think about what you take for granted with electricity 🥲

[savannah @savharv]

who is cupid’s beau? phil. phil trum

[savannah @savharv]

microphone

[kris @krisanford]

lmaoooo

[savannah @savharv]

my myers-briggs personality type? oh yeah, it’s EMCJ (emily murph caldwell jake)

[savannah @savharv]

more important than any of the crowdstrike news

[savannah @savharv]

dante level 3 certified baby 😎

[savannah @savharv]

the dice really tell such a god damn beautiful story don’t they

[savannah @savharv]

quite literally had 2 VIP tickets selected TWICE for d20 @ MSG and both times they sold while the page was loading to take me to payment 😭😭😭 didn’t even get fucking regular presale seats i’m gonna cry

[savannah @savharv]

VIP TICKETS HOLY SHIT WE’RE GOING TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN BABYYYYYYYY

[savannah @savharv]

can’t believe i haven’t fully dragged myself off this website yet #myXXXanniversary

[savannah @savharv]

the rumors are true-mors, mrs. fefferman

[savannah @savharv]

me to my cats when 1.3 seconds after they leave the room and i close the door and they beg to come back in

[savannah @savharv]

omg on dirty laundry sarah schauer is wearing the same shirt that they were wearing when i met them which means… nothing but i felt the need to share this inconsequential fact with the universe