bigou

The birds work for the Bourgeoisie. 🏄🏻‍♂️

[cael @ocaelx]

pessoa normal: um amor não correspondido

eu: a sacola fazendo o 67

[akira @gwerjnoune]

la banquière qui m’a donné une autorisation de découvert

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

If I die at my desk, please make sure my Teams status stays green

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Telemachus-maxxing by wanting everybody to leave my house

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[Bret Taylor @btaylor]

I deeply resent that AI has forced me to eliminate em dashes from my writing for fear of signaling slop

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Frey @saymynamenomore]

on my way back from work

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

foundational text

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Daisuke Kondo @kondonote]

コップの水

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[ゴンちゃん🐻 @gonta_kuishinbo]

#ヌイ撮り　#ぬい撮り　#bear　#朝食　#パン

[emo @emolian0]

no se tomen nada en serio y sean felices

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

me at the ripe hour of 8pm getting ready for bed

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

there are two versions of me at work
1.highly competent
2.staring at my screen like I’ve never read before