Saving 5am Face

A brand new blog about Mondays to Sundays and all the shitfaced bits in-between [email protected]

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"Brixton isn't full of gangsters, it’s actually full of yuppies.” READ http://t.co/IWvoGdGv6L

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Just had to wait five minutes for the feeling to come back in my hand after making it go numb through Tindering. It's so obviously Sunday.

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Near the end of painters being in, but I know having sex will stir it up again. Should I go on date tonight? He has white bedsheets #HELP

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An oldie but a goodie: http://t.co/igRe6BtUvI

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Cheeky half an hour on the bathroom floor trying not to die before work today. Who said hangovers aren't fun?

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New favourite blog: http://t.co/8YiWPv4cQp

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Several layers of meaning to peel back before you can truly appreciate this CITV book adaptation.

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Sweet mother of god. Its the future. NOW. http://t.co/lcz38kGVnx

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OH MY GOD PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE ME THESE http://t.co/KtzEFYpry6 via @hello_october_

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@e_hynes thanks gurrrl! We'll be looking to you for your insider beauty knowledge for our 5am Faces 🙌

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Sad but uplifting tracks today: http://t.co/DKvYy7oEH4 BIG THANKS to @guiborattomusic @djsharam @SeinaboSey for making our worlds brighter

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ITS ONLY MOTHERCHUFFIN FRIDAY and it's time for music! This week featuring bro's @fkalkbrenner @paulkalkbrenner http://t.co/DKvYy7oEH4

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I'm sure you'll all be happy to hear that I burnt my princess parts on a sunbed yesterday. Haven't done that since about 2007 #RetroVagina

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5 o'clock = @Jon_Hopkins_ time! http://t.co/Vr0NnO4mi8

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Will someone invent a half americano/latte coffee because I am fed up of looking like a dickhead ordering it. Fuckloadiomilko or something.

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@marksandspencer the light blonde! Thanks for your help, will visit in store next week 👍

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James Murphy (@lcdsoundsystem) doing an @TheAlexJames and releasing a coffee? Bet that would wake you up int' morning http://t.co/dg7hairaAi

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@marksandspencer Thanks - but it just makes my blonde hair black?! Makes everything worse!